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Works Demotivational Poster


I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+


TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cyberhagen - December 19, 2015, 12:27 pm
Nope, you got at least one wrong: Question 1 was a trick question: Napoleon didn't die in a battle. He was poisoned while exiled on his little island.
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:51 pm
History class sure has changed since I was in school.
MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


THE DOG -


TAGS: how it works humor
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:13 am

I had the same reaction!
djrcreative - March 10, 2012, 9:48 am
ROTFL! I e5pecially like the "re-eat it" bit. Bleh... Kudo5 to whomever came up with that. :D


War On Work -


TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 1:51 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people aren't the enemy. Lazy *** F***s, who just want to sit around all day and do nothing to earn their share are.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


AN OXYMORON -




THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.


TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am
i wish i had a pet hyena


BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks


TAGS: happy inedependence day safe fireworks
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:16 am
future Darwin award recipient below
Budog - July 6, 2011, 3:35 pm
What about the rocket scientists who shoot them out their bung hole? Those are Darwin Awards in the making...
Cloudchaser - July 5, 2011, 2:46 am
But shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other is fun!


JUNGLE MYTH #1 -


TAGS: see how that works
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:27 am
HAHA! that must have taken some time to make. 5L well earned


BIG BANG - Once God ignites some fireworks. They’re ready to be extinguished.




SUICIDE -


TAGS: funny how that works out
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:20 am
Slim Shady is a flaming fag.
BoneCD - January 4, 2010, 8:45 pm
PM rerun
rerun - January 4, 2010, 7:31 pm

what program is this? I may want to run it
BoneCD - January 4, 2010, 7:19 pm
Ya know aesop I'm not sure...I use software to collect pictures for me automatically, and that was in the cache one morning.
aesop's folly - January 4, 2010, 7:04 pm
what cartoon is this?
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 5:20 pm
"Right On" Treehodger!
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:16 pm
Because that white dude on the chain with the black dude "looks like" Steven King.
Porcelina - December 31, 2009, 12:05 am
they were probably in awe from their stupidity. haha, good poster
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:24 am
5L, but am I the only one cynical enough to notice that the white guys didn't say a word? Blasted Darwinists!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:18 pm
Thanks guys
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:15 pm
Awesome! 5L's, but I feel silly, I thought it was Michael Jackson!
sickartist - December 28, 2009, 8:06 pm
5L total surprise.
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 8:00 pm
Didn't see that twist coming...5 Cujo's


MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"




STAMINA -


TAGS: child labor she works hard for the money
Rating: 4.75/5

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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:08 am
love it.., very original... 5 stinky inner soles...
Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:20 pm

omg...didn't see it coming...nice!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:40 am
Ouch! 5L


Bonfire Night -




ON WEDNESDAYS I GO SHOPPIN' - And have buttered scones for tea


TAGS: he sleeps all night and he works all day
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - May 11, 2010, 9:24 pm
nice one airman 5L's
sickartist - May 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
5 "I'm Okay" L's
Derek - May 11, 2010, 7:56 pm
The poor horses; must have sprigs on their shoes for traction


NO REALLY - We "promise"


TAGS: fireworks safe
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

forseti - April 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
love that! 5


WE NEED A NEW CAMERA - with a zoom lens my ass




GOLDEN SHOWERS -


TAGS: golden shower fireworks burning
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yes! But, at that point... what with dead nerve endings and all. At least you didn't use the "stung by a jellyfish" excuse in the restroom at a seafood restaurant.
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:50 pm
Yes, I'm sure thats your reason.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:48 pm
she had to piss on me to put the fire out!!!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:46 pm
Not as fun as I'd been led to believe.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:41 pm
Burns hell!! it leaves blisters!! 5 Black Cats


FIREWORKS - It's only fun if EVERYONE has fun




PEDESTALS -


TAGS: laterally works for three seconds
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

foresti - December 14, 2010, 6:51 pm
this scared goat is looking out for hammy...
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 10:34 am
excellent!! 5L, quickly followed by, 43756


DAILY AFFIRMATION -


TAGS: works for me
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Remove "not"
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:29 pm
Just think. That little weiner dog could be any one of us ... well, not me, really, but any one of you's guys.
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
5 Awwwwww's!


NASCAR - The WWE of motorsports.


TAGS: http static howstuffworks com gif 1993 nascar results 1 jpg
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

mitchell93 - November 7, 2009, 6:48 pm
what full of morons and slightly camp?


later -


TAGS: retirement works
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - June 1, 2014, 12:32 am
Hah!


Panorama -


TAGS: panorama fireworks comet storm
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Ashson - April 1, 2014, 1:06 am
Not ph**ochopped but an actual panoramic ph**o. See the original at http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap110529.html
MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:54 am
Suggestion, use a larger font...can barely make out the caption. Love the pic, you should share it at ph**ochopped too!


NO PARKING -


TAGS: strict sign enforcment ihopethefileworksthistime donk
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

TheOne - December 29, 2010, 1:24 pm
I'm pretty sure doesn't tho.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:09 pm
Phew, it worked.


This 4th of July -


TAGS: 4th of july independence day land fireworks indigenous people of turtle island
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

rerun - July 4, 2013, 12:02 pm

Amsome, hey...pass the coleslaw


A GRAND FOURTH -




THE BIG NASH - time travel


TAGS: maoworks2
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:28 am
I can never get back ther
GySgt1811 - March 23, 2011, 12:32 pm
Thanks for the memory. Mine was a big green '36 LaSalle. 5 big flathead sixes.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAOWORKS2. - Pension Time Have Fun .




IF YOU LOVE FIREWORKS - then Ely Nevada is the place to be on the 4th


TAGS: fireworks the whole family will enjoy
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - May 3, 2010, 5:24 pm
And don't worry about blinking; you can see the flash with your eyes closed, facing away from it, on the lee side of a cruiser.


GO CANADA -


TAGS: whatever works boys eh
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 7:59 am
Glad I could make you laugh Gil
gil - February 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
thank you for the good laugh


LUCKY? - Meet Lucky the Turtle. His legs were eaten off and some nice human glued carpet slide replacements on him... Lucky says, "Thanks...asshole."


TAGS: this works fine as long as the ground is carpeted you jerk
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:50 pm
People been asking me, "Where'd you learn to fly that way?" Was over in Vietnam, chasin' NVA The government taught me, and they taught me right, Stay down, under the treeline, you might be alright Treetop flyer
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:46 pm
Whooo-hooo!! another border crossing
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:40 pm
It was a successful trip, Grey... so, no I don't remember.
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:35 pm
Rolling Rock, Curling STONES, geeesh don't you remember that trip to Vancouver?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
Hardwood floors over here... he'd scoot around my place like a curling rock.


DENYING DENIAL -


TAGS: so it works then eh
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 8:06 pm
Beautiful!


IRONY - When "what actually works" doesn't work




QUEEN OF HEARTS - Position is currently held by Narutarded


TAGS: narutarded is the queen of our hearts and lets hope this one works
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 9:57 pm
of course, my mistake narutarded. and im sorry to hear of your broken leg. this may seem like old news to you, but i have only just heard of it now. i've felt the pain of a broken limb. not very fun
Narutarded - January 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
Love the poster, CpnK, but in your last comment you misspelled "b***er knife".
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:32 pm
I don't care. As long as she touches me!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 pm
maybe if she caught you sayin that she may actually do it, but with a butcher knife would be my guess
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:07 pm
She can "Off with my head" anyday!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
no thanks i'd prefer to live
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:54 pm
guess you'll have to ask Jessica that
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:52 pm
is that what she's named it then?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
don't lift the skirt, you might find Alice
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
well this one actually works then
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:38 pm
Hmmmm.


FIRE WORKS - Russia has their own version




FIREWORKS/PHOTOSHOP - It can make awesome into.....MORE AWESOME!!!


TAGS: fireworks
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Lp

LOLOLOL - April 18, 2009, 4:02 pm
Bowser = epik phail... y dont games have every single boss fight a giant monster/robot bossfight like the leviathin from resistance 2?
Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh wow those are epic mad skills, it's inverted AND blurred! Hard-core dude!


UNLIMITED PSYCHE-LOCK WORKS -


TAGS: phoenix wright videogames fate stay night unlimited blade works
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by KingKryzon

omnia - September 4, 2009, 1:55 pm
you forget: it's phoenix wright! he can do anything!


Respect -


TAGS: mao works math counts spelling don t
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2015, 6:07 pm
2L+3L=5L÷0=Theworldsgreatest grilledcheese.
spacedog - November 11, 2015, 3:57 pm
Thanks everyone.
Sho - November 11, 2015, 2:08 am
Bruh! xD 5L
JesusWept - November 10, 2015, 10:37 am
Haha brilliant! L L L L L
maoworks2 - November 10, 2015, 10:18 am
Guilty !! 5L's
GaryO - November 10, 2015, 7:53 am
and fav'd
Greeny - November 10, 2015, 5:58 am
Excellent - same goes for second language motifakers as well - 5L
concern3 - November 10, 2015, 4:19 am
You nailed it spacedog, a 5er
GaryO - November 9, 2015, 11:06 pm
OHHHHH, YEAAAAH!


Devilsh -




'Em's holiday -


TAGS: no fireworks
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Bandit5906 - July 4, 2015, 4:11 pm
Again!
EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2015, 2:45 pm
Yup. Me in a nutshell.
concern3 - July 4, 2015, 7:33 am
yes again


Consensus -


TAGS: thats not how this works
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by theyuk

concern3 - February 23, 2015, 6:02 am
Well done a 5er
Oldsod - February 23, 2015, 1:17 am
Wonderful things, prepositions...can change one's entire outlook...


Masterworks -


TAGS: marvel ant man masterworks movies unfair
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by kent1818

spacedog - February 12, 2016, 5:37 pm
Well, Iwon't deny kent's taste in movies. I didn't see the last Spider-Man because the one before it was bad enough, I will never watch another fantastic four movie after the first one. It was almost, *shudder, daredevil quality.
Greeny - February 11, 2016, 6:05 pm
in the 3rd grade we used to hold girls down on ant piles - that was funny
spacedog - February 11, 2016, 6:02 pm
Get some? Get some....nookie, cookie, or wookie? I'm afraid I don't follow. Do you make movies? Surely there must be some nookie, cookies or wookies for a guy that makes movies. I thought Antman was funny.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:17 am
Probably not, kent. But nice poster format for a first effort. 3L for format.


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